I’m sure we’ve all seen the meme by now, the mock headline
that says something along the lines of “Nerds Everywhere Awaken to a World
where Sports Are Cancelled and Everyone Stays Inside Playing Games” or
something to that effect. Har-de-har-har, Alice.
As a guy who owns and operates one of the very places the
media is begging you not to visit, I’m of two minds, here. On one hand, stay at
home, yes, do that. On the other hand, um…me and the missus and our dog need to
eat, okay?
Suffice to say, I need a few distractions, and I suspect you
do, as well. For example, I’m working on my Kickstarter campaign project, Monty Haul, and
it’s going as well as can be expected. I’m also playing my first D&D game
on Roll20 with Shane Ivey, Chris Spivey, and Megan and Aser Tolentino. If you’re
interested in hearing it play out, you can check out Session Zero on the ArcDream website here. We’re playing through one of Shane’s Sword and Sorceries adventures, and so far, it’s
very cool.
But what if you don’t have a lot of irons in the fire? It’s
easy; just build a fire, and stick some irons in. I’m only sort of kidding.
Even if you just do some spring cleaning, like culling old games and sorting
dice and organizing shelves, you’ll feel better, more productive, and less inclined
to climb the walls, wall crawler. Idle hands, and all that jazz.
Here are my top five suggestions for Getting Your Game On
and staying safe. I’m not going to mention Roll20 or playing online; you
already know that. Rather, this is about refilling your braincase with stuff to
use when all of this Fauxpocalypse stuff blows over and we can all greet the
daylight again like squinting morlocks.