Chessex, like other dice sellers, also buys dice to resale from other dice makers--presumably not the same people who make their Speckled dice for them, but you never know, because it's kind of a trade secret. Speaking only for myself, as soon as you move away from Urea as a manufacturing component, it becomes a lot easier to see the flaws in a dice color or a plastic combination. This is not always a good thing, especially if you're the kind of person who has opinions about stuff. What am I talking about? Read on and see for yourself.
Rating: 2/5
This should have been a slam dunk, because this is just the
kind of vanilla, boring dice I profess to enjoy. However, the photos of the
product make it seem way more attractive than the actual physical product.
Clarity Yes
Heft No
Color No
Theme No
Value Yes
The Good: I got nothing, here. Really. I wanted to like
these dice. My favorite opaque color is the Ivory set. It’s got a kind of worn
and warm tone to it that feels like there’s a story behind the dice themselves.
They look dirty to me, and that’s in a good way. But these marbleized ivory are
made to simulate the polished stone, like what you’d find in Donald Trump’s
bathroom. And that leads me to the word I have been searching for: Tacky.
The Bad: These dice are made—obviously, from the looks of it—by combining two different plastics with two slightly different weights and viscosity levels. They are then slush-mixed to create a swirled effect that runs like veins through the opaque plastic, and then presumably inked and tumbled to polish. Only, the plastic they used feels cheap, rubbery, and slick. I can’t quite explain the tactile sensation of these dice, but they don’t feel like they are done. They need to cook some more.
This whole color scheme looks like a mixing error at the factory. |
If you like cream-based alcoholic drinks, ignore everything I have said and buy a set of these dice, post-haste. |
The Ugly: Make that "The Tacky." These dice look and feel tacky. I have
mentioned before that I am not a fan of marbleized dice because they always
feel and look kinda cheap. It’s the plastic they use. It’s just not my style.
But I thought these would really be different. They certainly are not worth the
price of admission. I won’t buy another set in this line, for any reason.
Recommendation: I can’t speak to the other colors, and maybe
they were awesome, but I suspect this half-metallic, half-opaque swirl was a feature and not a bug. Also, you may not be put off by the feel and heft of these
dice, like I was. But either way, before you buy them, make an effort to see them in
person. The Internet is usually a liar anyway, but in this case, you really
cannot trust the photos of these dice unless you see them in meat-space for
yourself.
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