I am going to break the format slightly for the purposes of this bulk dice review. A lot of people are buying mass quantities of dice, either for new players or to bolster existing collections. As a game master, I like to have a lot of options available for me to match my admittedly capricious moods, and I also like to hand out new dice to beginning players, since it's easier to simply give them what they need than expect them to know what they need.
These days, thanks to lax international shipping and a variety of online shopping sites, starter dice sets are very cheap. Cool dice that you really want to play with cost a little more and are a really personal choice for each person, but for new players, all you really need are the correct sizes and shapes and you're good to go.
Still, these bulk buys are not without their charm, especially when you have a company like Chessex, who are known for their awesome speckled dice, offering a big-ass bag of them for a relatively low price. Sounds great, right?
Still, these bulk buys are not without their charm, especially when you have a company like Chessex, who are known for their awesome speckled dice, offering a big-ass bag of them for a relatively low price. Sounds great, right?
from the front |
from the back |
Let’s break this product down and see if it’s worth buying. Specifically, I'm going to see how many sets of dice I can make out of this pound-o-dice. They don't have to match (how could they, really?) so we are just looking for usable random number generators.
There were 97 loose dice in the bag, along with the unique Speckled polyhedral set, bringing the total up to 104 dice. Over a hundred? Check! Here was the breakdown:
D4 11
D6 14
D6 pips 6
D8 12
D10 20
%10 10
D12 7
D20 19
As a group, this is a nice looking bunch of dice. |
Dear God, what am I looking at? Seriously. |
The worst of all was the Mystery Speckled set. Look at that pink on pink monstrosity. LOOK AT IT! I chose the d20 only so as not to expose you to the horror all at once. I can’t even take it all in. It's making my eyes explode, on the inside, just a little bit. I feel as if I am being punished by an indifferent and alien god.
These are some attractive colors. Also, complete random one-off colors. No way of getting a full set. |
As it stands, this product is not my cuppa. I realized something about myself while sorting through these dice: I need a little color coordination in my life. Not much, but some. A mix is okay, if it's pleasing to the eye. With this product, I
can’t pull a cohesive color-coordinated set out of 104 dice (and yes, I’m
including the “Poltergeist Closet Esophagus”-colored special Speckled set in
that statement), and so I consider that a serious strike against it. Out of all of the dice, I’m adding maybe 20 to my loose dice collection. The rest are going into my spares and trades box. That’s not a good value for me, not at all.
While charmingly ugly, at least these d20s are the same material as the regular Chessex opaque dice. |
These few translucent dice made it into the bag. |
These two-color fake-metallic dice made me angry. I wanted them to not actually exist. And yet, they thwarted me. If I could punch these dice, I totally would. |
And just in case you forgot what the mystery bonus set looked like:
AIEEEEEE! IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP! |
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